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How to become a federal criminal : an illustrated handbook for the aspiring offender

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First Atria Books hardcover edition

Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become--or may already be--a federal criminal. Whether you're a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, this is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government.

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  • 2 of 2 copies available at OWWL.

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3 current holds with 2 total copies.
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Lyons Public Library 345.73 CHA (Text)
Adult Nonfiction
52141300539565
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Mount Morris Library 818.6 Cha (Text)
Adult Nonfiction
52123300264626
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This copy is new and can only be picked up at this library.

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